Lord Knows the chair of The Whombledun International Invitational Tennis Tournament has died and his son, Hugh, is suspicious so calls in Perry & Penny Pink, private investigators.

What transpires has all the hallmarks of multi-award-winning New Old Friends  brand of theatrical hilarity: a cast of four performers play countless characters with quick-fire changes and quicker wits. Expect mirth, murder and mayhem, with a side of tennis. Crimes on Centre Court, based on a story from the award-winning podcast (#2 in iTunes fiction chart), toured to great acclaim in 2021 and is an ace of a show which you’re sure to (fifteen) love. You won’t see it game set and matched anywhere else. 

“A thigh-slapping, belly-aching romp of a whodunit comedy full of ingenious skits.” 

-British Theatre Guide 

“A hilarious serve-and-volley tennis match played out on stage”

 -The Stage 

“Has the crowd in stitches”

-Reviews Hub

“Crimes on Centre Court is a delight from start to finish! It is simply, and impressively, a great night out!” 

-Emma Rice